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My sisters are visiting this weekend

  • Meghan: YOUR SHOWER IS TERRIFYING
  • Me: oh, i know
  • Me: i forgot to tell you about that
  • Me: you need to turn it off during the shower to soap up
  • Meghan: i coudlnt escape its wrath
  • Me: its no joke
  • Meghan: oh i think it sliced all the dirt off me just by brute force